This is a dating site, isn't it?

Browsing around this site I see lots of ladies who are ‘equally comfortable whether going out and having fun or just staying in with a nice bottle of red and a DVD’.

My ideal match:
I yearn for another species of woman entirely: she is a kind of SuperWoman. Defined neither by staying in nor by going out, she embodies that Third thing which no words can describe. In blessed limbo, she quivers eternally at the threshold of the two dimensions, trembling perpetually upon the cusp of some holy Mystery. And yet, for those plucky enough to gaze upon her indescribable face, she points the way to unknown pleasures.

I’ve also seen many women on here who “like to laugh, but also have a serious side.”
A useful basis from which to begin to build a personality, yes, but as one’s total response to this inexhaustible matrix of opportunity that we call life? A humorous side and a serious side? Two sides? Is that it? I need a woman with more sides than that! She can laugh when everyone is laughing, she can be serious when seriousness is what the gravitas of the occasion requires. Yes. But can she laugh hysterically when everyone else around is solemn? Can she begin to take everything much too seriously just as her companions share a wonderful joke?

I am seeking a Divine Creature; A Goddess who has made the long trek down from Olympus to live among mortals in this earthly realm of organised inadequacies; mingling her lifeblood with theirs. She has smashed the chains of destiny; dines upon the blood and bones of philosophers; she laughs in the faces of the denizens of Heaven and Hell and weeps tears of joy to behold the insane suffering of beings born in the flesh to live and die, never having tasted knowledge - they come and go, mindless as babies, to shatter like seafoam, to perish like butterflies crushed ‘neath Time’s inexorable Wheel. Pity them!

Amen to you, O Mistress of My Soul. I have reached to touch your beautiful face through the Ages. And that.

Results so far:
I met a woman here who classified herself as “spiritual, but not religious.” On our date, I asked her what exactly that meant and she said that whilst she didn’t practise any conventional religion, she believed that ‘we are all One’. I said, “Yes, I feel already that you and I have so much in common that we probably never need to see one another again.” And I went to get some chips.